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Summer Festivals

What are you doing this summer? Are you floating from festival to festival - high on life? Well, we are loving this site - http://www.musicfestivaljunkies.com/. This is the literally the mother load of festival information at your fingertips. The international festival photos are awesome! Check it out.

Some other great links for festival info:

http://www.fuse.tv/2014/01/best-music-festivals-2014

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/19/the-best-summer-music-festivals.html

We'll be sweating away over new Hammer orders - but go out for us! Breath in the summer air and get Hammered with your friends!

 

 

420 GIVEAWAY: Win a FREE Hammer Vaporizer & Custom Bubbler

Hammer Vaporizer Giveaway

It's almost 420 - the realest holiday of the year! And in honor of this sacred day, we are doing a killer giveaway!

Like us on Facebook, Follow us on Twitter and tell everyone you know about this contest. The more involved you get - the more chances you have to win. It's simple.

What's in it for you?

  • Grand Prize: FREE Hammer Vaporizer & Custom Bubbler Bundle
  • Runner Up: FREE Hammer Vaporizer

Let's do this!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Written by Hammer Vaporizer — April 11, 2014

4/20 Weekend Sale: FREE Lock-On Kit with Hammer, 50% OFF All Stems & Premium Accessory Bundle

This weekend ONLY we will be including our new Lock-On Kit & Stems FREE with Hammer Vaporizer purchase. Just choose the "w/ Lock-On Kit" option from the dropdown menu when purchasing a Hammer to take advantage of this sweet deal.

We are also taking 50% OFF the price of ALL stems, including our Original Stems, GonG Stem, Extra Deep Stems and every one of our new Custom Stems in stock.

Finally, our new Premium Accessory Bundle is also 50% OFF, which means you will get the Lock-On Kit & Stems, Gong Stem & 10 Pack of Screens for the ridiculously low price of just $19.99.

This sale will run through Sunday evening only, so don't delay. Have a Hammeriffic 4/20!

Introducing the Hammer Vaporizer Lock-On Kit & Stems

Hammer Vaporizer Lock-On StemHammer Vaporizer Lock-On Kit & Stems

The Hammer Vaporizer Lock-On Kit & Stems are brand new accessories that transform the Hammer into a one-handed vaporizer. The Lock-On "Kit" itself includes two parts to install on the Hammer, an o-ring and high-temp rubber gasket. The o-ring simply works as a stopper to hold the gasket in place, while the gasket will make it so any compatible stem will "lock-on" to the Hammer while in use. It only takes a minute or so to install, and once it's in place you will be able to use the Hammer with the standard Lock-On Stems that are included with the kit or any of our new Lock-On Compatible Stems.

Below is a short video that shows how to install the Lock-On Kit and use it with the new Lock-On Stem:



The Lock-On Stems are quite a bit larger than the Original Stems, as David demonstrates in the video, so they are also great for those that are looking for a bigger bowl that holds more material.

The Lock-On Kit & Stems is available for $9.99 (+ $3 shipping) as an introductory price for all of you current Hammer owners that want to upgrade or can be added on to new Hammer Vaporizer purchases for $10 and will come pre-installed.

Please let us know if you have any questions or feedback in the comments below. Hammer on!

Written by Hammer Vaporizer — April 08, 2013

Hammer Vaporizer Meme Contest: AND THE WINNERS ARE...

The Hammer Vaporizer Meme Contest has been one for the ages! We had over 90 clever, hilarious and creative memes submitted and choosing a winner was no easy task as many of the entries were worthy. But in every contest there has to be winners...

We wanted to once again thank EVERYONE that participated in the contest. All of your efforts are greatly appreciated and your memes have spread across the web like a wildfire to live on forever in the vast expanse of the internet.

As a token of appreciation, we have decided to give out a BONUS free Hammer. Why? Because we love all of the effort you all put into this contest and felt it was the least we could do.

Furthermore, we are offering an additional 10% off our current Super Bowl sale prices to ANYONE that submitted meme. You just need to send us an email at support@thehammervaporizer.com, message us on Facebook, send us a direct message on Twitter or a private message us on Fuckcombustion.com and we will reply with a link to the special pricing just for memers (is that a word?). Please let us know which meme you submitted and which Hammer special you are interested in (Standard Package or Super Bowl Bundle). Don't delay though, this offer is only good until the sale ends on Monday.

"Blah, blah, blah... let's just get to the damn winners already!"

We are happy to announce the winners of the "Meme the Hammer & Win!" Contest are:


 

The Future by Tweek wins free Hammer #1

The first free Hammer Vaporizer goes to Tweek, who submitted the meme below via fuckcombustion.com:

Tweek submitted quite a few memes, but this one makes us laugh harder than any other. The image and text fit together seemlessly and you can almost hear those words are coming out of Fry's mouth. This meme got a bunch of "likes" on fuckcombustion.com and was well recieved both on Facebook and Twitter. With it's combination of humor, creativity and viral impact, this meme takes the top prize. So to Tweek we say, congrats and please let us know how those nachos are.


 

The Hammer, It's Sickle by pakalolo wins free Hammer #2

The 2nd free Hammer Vaporizer goes to pakalolo, who submitted the meme below via fuckcombustion.com: 

Something about this one just works. The use of the Hammer itself in the image was nice, but the choice of words was something that just makes us say "hell yeah!" This was the most "liked" member meme on fuckcombustion.com and that's a big reason why it's our 2nd free Hammer winner. Congrats to pakalolo, we think you're "Sickle" as well!


 

Hammer For Freedom by 1_gr8_underdog wins the free Hammer t-shirt

The winner of the free Hammer t-shirt goes is 1_gr8_underdog who also submitted via fuckcombustion.com:

In addition to getting more Facebook likes and Twitter tweets than any other meme, we also loved the message this meme conveyed. The Hammer truly is about giving the user the versatitlty and freedom to vaporize ANY WAY and ANYTHING they want. To 1_gr8_underdog we offer a final congrats... please let us know what size you want your FREE(dom) t-shirt in.


 

If you were one of the three winners above, please contact us via email or direct message on FC with your shipping address as soon as possible so we can mail your prizes out early next week.

If you weren't a winner, you have a few days left to pick our Super Bowl Bundle at a super low price by contacting us at the same links above to get an additional 10% off the already-pretty-darn-cheap sale price.

One last big THANK YOU to all that participated and tuned in. Hopefully this contest has been as much fun for you all as it was for us. To close the contest, we would like to offer one final meme:

Written by Hammer Vaporizer — February 01, 2013

The Top 12 Hammer Memes: What Are Your Favorites?

The entry deadline has passed, the submissions are in. A big thank you goes out to everyone that submitted a meme!

There were a ton of awesome entries that we thought were creative and hilarious, but we unfortunately have to pick a winner. Although this was originally intended to be a top 10 list, there were so many awesome submissions that we just couldn't narrow it down to ten, so we decided to just share our current top 12 front runners in order to get some additional feedback from everyone.

We have included Facebook like buttons, tweet buttons and permalinks to the original posts on fuckcombustion.com (when available). Please like, tweet or comment about which ones are your favorites to help us decide the winner.

So without further delay, here are our Top 12 Hammer Memes in random order (queue drumroll):


 

Uncle Sam

Submitted by thesoloman

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Blown Away

Submitted by Ape With A Vape

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Winking Jesus

Submitted by placetime

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

The Hammer, It's Sickle.

Submitted by pakalolo

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Hammer For Freedom

Submitted by 1_gr8_underdog

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Ernie

Submitted by Vitolo

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

The Future

Submitted by Tweek

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Thumbs Up

Submitted by Zokk

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Aliens

Submitted by Dangus

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Wooderson

Submitted by Dave Fey


 

Keep Calm

Submitted by LetsAllMeltDownTogether

Like on fuckcombsution.com


 

Dwight

Submitted by kingofnull

Like on fuckcombsution.com


Written by Hammer Vaporizer — January 26, 2013

Get the Hammer Vaporizer SUPER BOWL Bundle for $109.99

Cold beer, finger food and the Hammer Vaporizer... Super Bowl 47 is almost upon us! What better way to enjoy the game than with the Hammer Vaporizer in hand, sharing those sweet vapor hits with good friends as you cheer on your favorite team.

A few weeks ago, we added an Extra Deep Glass Mouthpieces to our accessories collection for those of you that wanted a stem that packed a little more punch. The Extra Deep Mouthpiece is the SUPER BOWL for the Hammer giving you the abilty to load TWICE AS MUCH material as you can with the standard mouthpiece.

So to celebrate the addition of our own SUPER BOWL, we are offering a special deal on the Hammer Vaporizer with 2 BONUS Extra Deep Mouthpieces for $109.99. These two items together usually retail for $159.98 combined, so that's a savings of over $50!

We have also reduced the regular price for the Hammer Vaporizer to $99.99 during the sale for those of you that don't want the Extra Deep stems. So whatever happens during the game, grab one of these two specials on the Hammer Vaporizer while you can and EVERBODY WINS!

Hammer Vaporizer Super Bowl Bundle - $109.99

 

Hammer Vaporizer Standard Bundle - $99.99

 

Whichever option you choose, your order will be shipped FREE on the same or next business day and should arrive in plenty of time for the game if you order by the end of this week (1/25). 

With our new international shipping options, you can take advantage of this great deal even if you won't be watching the Super Bowl.

The Hammer Has Gone Global! International Shipping Now Available

We are extremely excited to announce the that the Hammer Vaporizer us now available for international shipping!

We have already added rates for the top ten countries that have visited our website and will continue to add more as we get additional requests. If your location is not listed below, feel free to contact us and let us know you are interested in ordering a Hammer Vaporizer in your country. We will estimate the cost and add an option just for you.

International orders will be shipped via the United States Postal Service (usps.com) Express or Priority International shipping services. Please refer to the chart below for country specific rates (in USD) and ship times:

Country Methods Available Cost
Canada

USPS Priority International (6-10 days)

USPS Express International (3-5 days)

$16.95

$34.25

United Kingdom & Ireland

USPS Priority International (6-10 days)

USPS Express International (3-5 days)

$21.95

$43.00

Australia & New Zealand

USPS Priority International (6-10 days)

USPS Express International (3-5 days)

$21.95

$43.00

 Belgium & Netherlands

USPS Priority International (6-10 days)

USPS Express International (3-5 days)

$21.95

$43.00

France & Spain

USPS Priority International (6-10 days)

USPS Express International (3-5 days)

$21.95

$43.00

Please visit the shipping page for full details.

International Shipping Disclaimer
International customers must pay applicable sales tax, duties and customs charges which are determined by your local government and vary by country. Duties, taxes and/or customs fees will be an additional amount collected upon delivery of your order. We are unable to provide you with the exact amount of the charges. Your order confirmation details only the amount collected by V8PE LLC, please contact your local government for specific details. By completing your order you agree to pay all applicable fees. If you refuse or return your order, no international shipping charges or fees paid to local government will be refunded.

Like Us On Facebook to Win a FREE Hammer Vaporizer

In addition to our Meme the Hammer & Win Contest, we also have another opportunity for you to win a free Hammer Vaporizer. This one is much easier to enter...

Simply, like the Hammer Vaporizer Facebook Page to be entered to win. When we reach 100 likes, we will randomly choose a lucky fan to win a Hammer shipped right to their doorstep. It doesn't get much easier than that.

  • You must be 18 years of age or older to enter and agree to our Terms & Conditions as stated on our website.
  • All information collected during the contest is subject to the Privacy Policy as stated on our website.

Written by Hammer Vaporizer — December 27, 2012

Meme the Hammer & Win!

 

Oh those humorous memes... they have taken over the internet much like reality shows have taken over television. You can hardly turn on your computer without seeing one. Whether it's Condescending Wonka, The Most Intersting Man in the World or Cat in a Tie, hardly a day goes by when we don't get a meme-filled email or see one of these gems of humor and wisdom grace our Facebook timeline.

So we started to think about the funniest way to give away a Hammer Vaporizer, we decided to take shameless advantage of a trend and do our very own meme contest. You're welcome.

Meme the Hammer Contest

How To Enter

It's simple really... create a funny, creative and highly spreadable meme that somehow incorporates the word "hammer" and/or an image of a hammer. It doesn't even specifically have to be the Hammer Vaporizer, any hammer will do (MC Hammer, Hammerhead Shark, etc.). Share your meme with us to enter.

Step One: Create Your Meme

Create a meme that includes the word "hammer" or an image of a hammer:

  • You can find pictures of the Hammer Vaporizer here.
  • You can get the Hammer logo here.
  • You can find a few other types of hammers here.
  • Create your own, or use any existing meme-able image.

3 Ways to Create Your Meme

Here are a few easy ways to create your meme:

  • Use our PowerPoint Meme Template. Click here to download.
  • Use an online Meme Generator. Google it, you will find many.
  • Use your favorite photo or document editing program.

Step 2: Share Your Meme

To enter the contest, you can share your meme with us in any of the following ways:

Step 3: Help Spread Your Meme

Likes, tweets and other shares will be taken in to account when determining a the winner. The more your meme gets spread around, the better chance you have to win.

We will accept entries until January 21th, 2013 and the winner will be announced on February 1st, 2013.

Contest Prizes

  • 1st Place -  The Hammer Vaporizer ($139.99 value)
  • 2nd Place - Hammer T-Shirt ($24.99 vlaue)

Judging Criteria

We will determine the winner of the contest based on these 3 factors:

  • Viral Impact - How many likes, tweets and other shares did your meme get.
  • Creativity - How creatively did you incorporate a hammer into your meme.
  • Humor - How funny is your meme. Does it make people laugh until they pee?

Examples

Here are some more examples we just had to share:

Full Contest Rules

These rules exist to keep the contest fun, informative, and manageable:

  • NO PURCHASE NECCESARY. To enter the contest, please submit your image on our website, Facebook page, by twitter (must mention @hammervape or #HammerVapeMeme), via email (support@thehammervaporizer.com) or in the appropriate thread on Fuckcumbustion.com.
  • No offensive material. Please do not make memes that are obscene, vulgar, hateful, threatening, racist, sexist or discriminatory.
  • No specific drug references or images of illicit/ illegal materials will be tolerated.
  • By submitting your image(s) and entering the contest, you authorize us to add our website address and use them for marketing and promotional purposes on the internet, our website & social media as we see fit.
  • We will accept entries until 11:59pm on January 21th, 2013. The contest winners will be announced on February, 1st 2013.
  • You must be 18 years of age or older to enter and agree to our Terms & Conditions as stated on our website.
  • All information collected during the contest is subject to the Privacy Policy as stated on our website.
  • These rules may be changed at any time without notice. All rules are interpreted and applied at the Hammer team’s discretion. Feel free to contact us if you have any questions.

 

Written by Hammer Vaporizer — December 04, 2012

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